Scotty too hottie and me. I met my husband at the "Winchester" Karaoke Bar in Lower Hutt, it was literally LOVE at first sight.

My favourite food is pumpkin, spinach and cauliflower boiled and mashed with sour cream

I own four pairs of sneakers, average prices $8 each, two pairs of jandals (flip flops) and a pair of slippers my daughter bought me for christmas.

I am obessed with the interior design of tiny spaces...

I love the sea although I am terrified of it since seeing jaws when I was a kid, although I made myself swim in it but only with my husband. I always stay on the shore side from him reasoning that if there is a great white shark Scotty will go first...he knows this and still loves me.

The first movie that scared the crap outta me was "Hush Hush sweet Charlotte with Bette David and Olivia DeHavilland, and the song still creeps me the hell out *shudder*

My first full on crush was 'Scott' from the Thunderbirds - it took me a long looooooong time to figure out he was a puppet.

When I was pregnant with my eldest daughter Megan I was addicted to Pixi caramal bars.

My son Nathan was breach and when he was born his feet came out in the taxi on the way to the hospital.

When I was pregnant with Jenna-Rose I ate Watties Baked Beans, apple sauce and pork sausages for almost every meal.

My childhood nickname is bullet, not because I was especially fast but I was bald until I was about three.

I was once a dolly bird back up singer in a band and was on TV, I hope to hell that Video tape has been completely destroyed, but I did look hot.

Browsing Archive: March, 2015

WARNING- DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES MARRY A WRITER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Olivia Giles on Wednesday, March 18, 2015,

I had my first complete book meltdown last night. I am waiting for two (lovely, wonderful amazing) people to read the manuscript and get back to me, I mean just tell me if it's shit or not really.
But nada, nothing.
Yeah, yeah, I know I am being completely and utterly unreasonable, people have lives, hells bells, I had a life way back when, but this is driving me fecking crazy.
I just want to know if I am sending shit out into the world really...thats all.
I lose insight into my own writing o...
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Top ob da mornin te ya! St paddy 4 eva

Posted by Olivia Giles on Tuesday, March 17, 2015,

Sexy, from the top to hide the chins, blurred and mysterious, cropped
out the boobies, selfie...

I am Irish, yes I am, despite the tan and scottish/maoriness, my great great grandfathers name was O'Keefe. I am hoping they are the same O'Keefe's that spawned Georgia, but I won't hold my breath.
So, right now, by rights, I should be in a pub wearing a Celtic football jersey and getting shit faced with the rest of my bredren.
But I'm not because I don't drink...not because I'm a wowzer (ha, a...

Medication time....

Posted by Olivia Giles on Sunday, March 1, 2015,

You have to be of a certain generation to know that line from one flew over the cuckoos nest, from the lovely Nurse Ratchett, who was as rat-shit as her name implied.

I lost my hardrive last thursday, not in a bus or anything like that. It died, in my hands, at 3pm. Yes I tried plugging it into the another half dozen computers in the house and down the road in perfect strangers houses. I tried CPR and the tickle monster, but no, it was dead..d...e...d...DEAD.
On this hardrive was my life...
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