Scotty too hottie and me. I met my husband at the "Winchester" Karaoke Bar in Lower Hutt, it was literally LOVE at first sight.

My favourite food is pumpkin, spinach and cauliflower boiled and mashed with sour cream

I own four pairs of sneakers, average prices $8 each, two pairs of jandals (flip flops) and a pair of slippers my daughter bought me for christmas.

I am obessed with the interior design of tiny spaces...

I love the sea although I am terrified of it since seeing jaws when I was a kid, although I made myself swim in it but only with my husband. I always stay on the shore side from him reasoning that if there is a great white shark Scotty will go first...he knows this and still loves me.

The first movie that scared the crap outta me was "Hush Hush sweet Charlotte with Bette David and Olivia DeHavilland, and the song still creeps me the hell out *shudder*

My first full on crush was 'Scott' from the Thunderbirds - it took me a long looooooong time to figure out he was a puppet.

When I was pregnant with my eldest daughter Megan I was addicted to Pixi caramal bars.

My son Nathan was breach and when he was born his feet came out in the taxi on the way to the hospital.

When I was pregnant with Jenna-Rose I ate Watties Baked Beans, apple sauce and pork sausages for almost every meal.

My childhood nickname is bullet, not because I was especially fast but I was bald until I was about three.

I was once a dolly bird back up singer in a band and was on TV, I hope to hell that Video tape has been completely destroyed, but I did look hot.

Browsing Archive: November, 2016

Happiness comes in Bubbles not Rivers...

Posted by Olivia Giles on Tuesday, November 29, 2016,

Yey yey yey it's summer...

I live a kind of hazy sit-com existence in a gorgeous room, in a cute house in a beautiful Otaki, that I love very very much. I am actually almost living in my room because that is where I write. I have been given advice from NON WRITER's, including my doctor, that I shouldn't work in the place where I am trying to rest. That may be true for normal people but that is utter bullshit for me.
I don't need to be anywhere else to be inspired. I don't need a retreat ...

Apocalypse soon...

Posted by Olivia Giles on Friday, November 18, 2016,

What the feck is going on ay?

Earthquakes, floods, a massive moon hanging low in that sky staring monoculus-ly at us (yes that is a real word)

What's it all about New Zealand???

Well, I don't know.

But I do know what is it NOT about.

It is NOT about Gayness.

There are more verses in the bible about the
correctness of
the subjugation of women to men
than there are about the evilness of being Gay.
So which is the biggest abomination??